Afzal Guru as MP?

If Abu Salem can be one, why not Afzal Guru?

A brilliantly satirical piece on this from Premendra Agrawal on Sulekha. I have reproduced some excerpts (as it is…along with typos…but the piece is too�well written to fiddle with)

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“Reserve Zone for terrorism

This free Reserve terrorism zone is an area set aside for terrorists, separtists, infiltrators, insugrent groups, religious convertors, with in which law enforcement authority will not interfere with them if they stay inside it, but may arrest them if they venture out of it. It is often at a remote location from which the terrorists and like others need not be seen or heard

Free Terrorism Import Zone

There will be no restriction in the import of terrorism from abroad including Pakistan and Gulf countries. More Bus rootes, train tracks and airways will be find for their incoming. No passport No need to give detail bio-data.

Free Terrorism Zone

Govt could not stop middlemen in the army deal, so our humble noble PM suggested us for allowing middlemen in the arms deal. Like that our govt is uncomfortable in controling the terrorism then it should be better to give the terrorists and their organizations license for doing their job without hurdles in certain areas as the political parties are doing in J&K.� Allotment of zone to terrorists will be after mutually discussuin as Manmohan and Musharraff reached in a mutual accepted formula for joint mechanism.

Without arm-race or nuclear war Pak can rule upon India

The above suggestion is given under the Gandhigiri�s new fake secular thinking. By these arrangements, there will be no need to Pakistan for worry in sponsoring terrorism in India. Pak will be free to rule India through terrorists. After all Pakistanis were our brothers in pre-independese period. Free trade free terrorism is the new noble idea for global peace invested by fake seculars.

There will be no communal riot because if demanded than Gujarat and forest areas of India may be allotted to so called communal forces.��

By Premendra Agrawal

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